once you go black
you never go back
If ‘Pineapple Express’ had been about two girls, they wouldn’t have made it. And if I were a woman, I wouldn’t have a career. — Seth Rogen acknowledging sexism in Hollywood. (via discount-transorbital-lobotomy)
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hands up if even though you grew up in a bilingual country where you were forced to learn french since grade 4, the only phrase you knew in 2001 was “voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir”
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I thought I failed 3 midterms but I just double-checked and I only failed 2!!
You know how dogs arent really smiling, theyre just panting? and they dont really kiss you, they just lick your face because they like salt? a lot of things are like that. i am like that. people like dogs because they usually look happy. you can do this too. dogs arent always happy and neither are you. there are a lot of things i really really want so i am smiling. i am smiling like i dont want to die alone. we are smiling at each other like we dont want to die alone. this is probably the right thing to do — I am Ready to Die A Violent Death, Heiko Julien (via thejoyofcapris)
THIS DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE REAL CURRENCY.
I WANT MY POND HOCKEY BILL BACK.
ugh agreed, fuck this bs. space program? what space program get real Canada. just because you built a canadarm and have a celebrity astronaut doesn’t mean you have a real space program. and it’s certainly not more important/meaningful than our HOCKEY LIKE HOW DARE YOU.
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